Thursday, July 3, 2014

Big Lebowski Best Quotes



"WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE" !!!!





THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

GREAT RECIPES QUIPS & QUOTES

From The BIG LEBOWSKI

The GREATEST CULT MOVIE of ALL TIME













Wednesday, June 11, 2014

BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK New COVER

THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
Gets New Cover
THE OLD COVER
BYE BYE !!!
Old COVER
 
 
The Big Lebowski Cookbook "GOT ANY KAHLUA" Gets a new cover, and it's a beauty. The old cover was good while it lasted, but the new cover is much more vibrant, and we really like it. The inside of the old book was always great, with Awesome Recipes from The DUDE and Great Quips & Quotes from The Greatest Cult Movie of All-Time, "The BIG LEBOWSKI"
  So for all the Millions of Achievers (Followers of The Big Lebowski) who can never get enough of The Dude and The Big Lebowski, Got Any Kahlua? The Collected Recipes of The Dude is just the ticket. The bookbook will give you a lifetime of enjoyment and will enrich your life through the enjoyment you get, coupled with all the tasty food of which all the recipes are easily made, they save you Money (quite a lot), and save you time. "What's better than that we ask?" Not much, except maybe cooking up a batch of The Dudes Famous Cowboy Chili, watching The Big Lebowski for the 100th Time, drinking some White Russsians (Recip in The Book) and making Tacos, Burritos or a Bowl of Chili with the Cowboy Chili you just cooked. There's a great recipe fo Teh Dude's Guacamole as well.
So get a copy of Got Any Kahlua' aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK, Cook, have a Good Time and always Abide! We do !!!
 
 
 
 
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"Fuckin Eh"
 
 

Monday, June 2, 2014

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK 99 CENTS on Sale on Amazon ... GOT ANY KAHLUA?



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                                                                 99 CENTS Here !



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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

They Were NAZIS DUDE


THEY WERE NAZIS DUDE?



DUDE:  They Said They Were Gonna Cut My Dick Off.

Walter:  Fucking Nazis, Treatening Castration !!!!

Donny:  They Were Nazis Dude?

Dude:  No, Nihlist, They Said They Don't Beleive in Anything.

Walter: Don't Worry About it Dude. They're not gonna cut your Dick Off !

Dude: I Need My Fucking Johnson !!!

Donny:  What Do You Need That For DUDE.





                                    











DUDE DONNY & WALTER


THE BIG LEBOWSKI









The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

DUDES COWBOY CHILI

GOOEY CHOP MEAT



SHUT The FUCK UP DONNY




"SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY" !!!!






Donny Art



DONNY In A COFFEE CAN


POOR DONNY DIED of A HEART ATTACK
DURING A CONFRONTATION With THE NIHILIST
OUTSIDE THE BOWLING ALLEY

AFTER DONNY Was CREAMATED And THE FUNERAL URN WAS
SO DAM EXPENSIVE WALTER WENT To RALPH'S
AND BOUGHT A CAN of COFFEE To PUT DONNY'S ASHES IN

WALTER AND THE DUDE SPREAD DONNY'S ASHES
INTO THE PACICFIC OCEAN As PER DONNY'S LAST REQUESTS













The REAL DUDE of THE BIG LEBOWSKI



THE DUDE





The DUDE


The REAL ONE


Jeff Dowd, a film producer from California was the inspiration for the Coen Brothers Movie The BIG LEBOWSKI .. Dowd is considered The Real Life Dude incarnate .. He is seen here at a Big Lebowski Lebowskifest in LosANgeles California ..

"THE DUDE ABIDE"

THE DOWD ABIDE !!!












SEX MANIFESTO !!!

LAST LONGER !!!



DUDE IN BED With MAUDE


"HELPING HER To CONCEIVE" !!!


LEAARN SOME Of THE DUDES SECRETS TO PICK-UP CHICKS
SCORE With WOMEN & MAYBE LAST A LITTLE LONGER In BED
WITH ONE of THE DUDES FAVORITE BOOKS
YHE SEX MANIFESTO
and
HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS












DUDES !!!!






Friday, May 9, 2014

HOW TO PICK UP HOT GIRLS




                       HOW To PICK UP GIRLS BIBLE

                                             YES The BIBLE On PICKING UP CHICKS

                                                        GORGEOUS WOMEN

                                                      NEED HELP ????

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                 TRICKS To PICK UP HOT CHICKS



Saturday, May 3, 2014

DUDES HOMEMADE SPAGHETTIO-S






SPAGHETTI-O’S !!!

Spaghettti-O’s? OK, what pure-blooded American kid hasn’t eaten tons of SpaghettiOs over the years. Well some I guess, if they had parents that didn’t like processed foods. Dude was actually too old to have eaten them as a child as Spaghetti-O’s weren’t invented and put on the market til 1965. No Dude discovered then in college when a college buddy of the Dude turned him on the wonderful little invention, round shaped pasta in tomato straight from the can. All you had to do was open the can, dump the Spaghetti-O’s into a pan and heat them up, and “Voila” you had a tasty little meal ready in minutes. Kids just loved them, and they still do. They’re a favorite of Stoners who are known to get serious munchies, which of-course includes our pal, The Dude. Dude has loved these tasty little suckers ever since his first taste. He usually keeps a couple cans on hand for a fast, quick, and easy; lunch, dinner, or late-night munchies attack. However, one day, one of Dudes other buddies showed Dude how to make his own home-made Spaghetti-O’s and with or without “Franks” (Hot Dogs) or Meatballs. Dude just loved the idea and makes himself a big-batch now and then, which once made, Dude can keep in a container in the fridge, to be heated-up at will in just a few minutes time. Great idea.



"Make Your Own Duder Home-Made SPAGHETTI-O'S

DUDES HOME-MADE SPAGHETTI-O’S

 INGREDIENTS:

1 pound of Anelli Pasta
5 cups of Tomato Sauce, recipe page 117
1 tablespoon Sugar, 2 tablespoons salt
6 Hot Dogs, cut into ½” pieces
Grated Cheese (optional)

1.  Heat tomato sauce with Hot-Dogs and sugar in a small pot over low heat for 7 minutes.

2.  Fill a 6 quart pot with water and 2 tablespoons salt. Bring to the boil.

3.  Add Anelli (round pasta rings) to rapidly boiling water and cook according to directions on package.

4. When the Agnelli (pasta rings) are cooked, drain into colander, reserving a ¼ cup water. Put pasta back into the pot it cooked in. Add Olive Oil and mix. Add the tomato sauce with the Hot Dogs and mix.

5. Serve yourself a bowl of Spaghetti-O’s & Franks and your guests if you have any. Place any leftover Spaghetti-O’s in a container to be easily reheated for another quick and tasty meal in-no-time-flat!

Note: You can make the Spaghetti-O’s without the Hot Dogs for original recipe, or you can add a batch of little DaFino Meatballs

(recipe page 128, make them small) for Spaghetti-O’s & Meatballs. Now that’s just awesome. That’s 3 meals in one.




GET ALL of DUDE'S GREAT RECIPES in His New BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
              
                                             
                                               GOT ANY KAHLAU ?







ABIDE !

SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS




"And I Don't Roll on Shabbos"




"SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS" !!!!












"The DUDE ABIDE"

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Lebowski Jewish Penicillin Soup


FROM WALTER



KEITH RICHARDS JUST LOVES IT



Walter Sobchak


Walter’s Jewish Penicillin
a.k.a.  CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

   Chicken Noodle Soup, they call it “Jewish Penicillin.” Dude believes it. He has eaten it when he had some terrible colds, and it always made The Dude feel a whole lot better. It’s tasty and most nutritious, and it warms the Cockles of Your Heart, The Dude says.
    Can you guess where The Dude got this recipe for Jewish Penicillin? That’s’ right, from Walter who in practicing Shomer Shabbos Walter says he doesn’t Fuckin Roll on Saturday “Shomer Shabbos.”

Donny:  “How come you don’t Bowl on Saturdays Walter?”

Walter: “Saturday Donny is Shabbos, the Jewish Day of rest. I don’t drive a Car, I don’t Fuckin ride in a car, I don’t handle Money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I Sure as Shit DON’T FUCKIN ROLL” !!!!!

Donny: “Jeeze” !!!

Walter: “Shomer Shabbos”

Dude:  “Walter how am I gonna ….”

Walter:  “Shomer FUCKING SHABBOS” !!!!




Recipe : WALTER’S JEWISH PENICILLIN
“CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP”

 This is actually two recipes in one, “Almost.” In this recipe for Chicken Noodle Soup you will cook a whole chicken. You will use the cooked chicken breast for Chicken Salad and the rest of  the chicken, the legs and thighs will go into the soup. That’s awesome Dude!!!

Ingredients:

1 whole roasting Chicken 4-5 pounds
2 medium Onions cut into a medium dice
5 whole cloves of garlic, Peeled
6 stalks of Celery cut into large cube
6 Carrots cut into a large dice
6 quarts of water
1 pound package of Egg Noodles
1 Bay Leaf, 1 teaspoon Salt
½ teaspoon Black Pepper

Cooking Procedures:

1) Fill a large 8 qt. Pot with water. Wash the chicken and place it into the pot. Cover the pot. Turn on the flame and bring the water to the boil. Once the water reaches the boiling point, lower the flame so the water simmers at a slow simmer.

2) Add the carrots, celery, garlic, onions, Bay Leaf, salt, and pepper to the pot.

3) Let the soup simmer for 1 hour and 15 minutes.

4) Remove the chicken from the pot and let it cool down.

5) While the chicken is cooling, cook the Egg Noodles according to the directions on the package. Drain the noodles, then sprinkle with a little olive oil so the noodles won’t stick together.

6) Once the chicken has cooled down, remove the breast and reserve to make chicken salad with.

7) Pick all the rest of the meat off the chicken bones and put into the soup pot. Let the chicken meat simmer in the pot for ten minutes.

8) Add the noodles and let simmer for 2 minutes. The soup is now ready to serve.

NOTE:  If you’d like you can substitute rice for the noodles to make Chicken and Rice Soup. To do so, cook one cup of rice in 2 ½ cups water for 15 minutes and drain. At the point where you take the chicken out of the pot, you will put the rice into the pot of soup and let simmer 5 minutes.


















WOW !!!
THIS REALLY WORKS !!