Thursday, April 16, 2015

What About The FUCKING TOE



WALTER : That wasn't her to Dude.

DUDE :  Whose Toe was it Walter?

WALTER : How the FUCK should I know? I know that nothing about it indicates

DUDE : The Nail Polish Walter!

WALTER : Fine Dude, is it impossible to apply some nail polish to someones toe? DUDE : Where the fuck are they gonna get a Toe?

WALTER : You want a toe? Hell I can get you a toe Dude .. Beleive me they are ways,                        you don't wanna know Dude ..

DUDE : Yeah but Walter.

WALTER : Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon ... With nail polish .. Fucking amateurs !!! They send us a toe and expect us to Shit ourselves in fear  ....

DUDE : Walter ????


WALTER : Jesus Christ !

DUDE : Walter  WALTER : The point is  ...

DUDE : Walter? They're gonna kill her, and then they're gonna kill me.

WALTER : That's ... That's just the stress talking man. Now what it seems we have so far is                         what appears to me to be a string of victimless crimes.

DUDE : What ABout The FUCKING TOE ???? !!!!!!!

WALTER :  Forget The FUCKING TOE !!!!






DUDE

with

The FUCKING TOE






BUNNY LEBOWSKI


"THAT FUCKING SLUT"





THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK


GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

THE COLLECTED RECIPES of THE DUDE

by Daniel Zwicke



"FAR OUT MAN"  !!!!








Walter :  "FUCKING NAZIS" !!!

Donny :  "They Were NAZIS DUDE?"



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