Friday, September 27, 2019

Jesus Rolls BigLebowski Returns Turturro




"Nobody FUCKS with The JESUS" !


John Turturro's long awaited film "Jesus Roll" is coming soon. The film starring John Turturro as the title character Jesus Quintana, a roll Turturro is reprising from the cult classic The Coen Brothers The Big Lebowski . 

Jesus Rolls - Quintana e Tornato co stars : the great Christopher Walken, Bobby Cannevale, John Hamm, Audrey Tautou, and Susan Sarandon and features music by The Gypsy Kings which includes "Un AMORE." the song played that features Jesus Quintana's bowling scene when he licks the Bowling Ball, and proceeds to throw an authoritative Strike before going over to The Dude, Walter, and Donny and tells them, "Are you ready to be Fucked?"

The Big Lebowski is a cult classic that has millions of loyal followers who are just dying to see anything pertaining to their all-time favorite film The Big Lebowski. The Coen Brothers have stated many times that they won't make a sequel, so Lebowski fans are chomping at the bit to see this film. Will it live up to the hype? Who knows? And American fans will have to wait, as the movie is first being released in Italy, in early 2020. For now you can watch the brief trailer that to me, I'm sorry to say "doesn't look very promising?" Again, who knows? Let's wait and see, and hope for the best in the return of Jesus Quintana in John Turturro's "Jesus Roll."

Basta !







The JESUS ROLLS

Trailer

QUINTANA e TORNATO







The BIG LEBOWSKI : The JESUS Scene



Dude : "She probably Kidnapped herself. Rug Pee-ers didn't do this."

Walter : "That Fucking Bitch!"

The Jesus : "Are you ready to be Fucked Man?"

"I see you rolled your way into the Semis. Me and Liaam are gonna Fuck You Up."

Dude : "Jesus?"

The Jesus " "You said it Man" "Nobody Fucks with The Jesus."





                                      I Love The Big Lebowski. I love Christopher Walken. I Love                                                                       The Gypsy Kings, I hope I Love JESUS ROLLS?

I could be wrong, but just from the looks of this Trailer of the up-coming movie "JESUS ROLL"





JESUS ROLLS








Un AMOR

Music by The GYPSY KINGS will be Featured

in JESUS ROLLS - QUINTANA e TORANTO





The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

COLLECTED RECIPES of The DUDE

WHITE RUSSIAN COCKTAILS

MAUDE'S MEATLOAF

COWBOY CHILI

TACOS BURITOS GUACAMOLE

And More ...

ABIDE in IT !


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Saturday, January 26, 2019

Monday, May 23, 2016

What About The FUCKING TOE ??? !!!



Walter :  "They send us a Toe and expect us to Shit ourselves in Fear?  FUCKING Amateurs!"










Dude :  "What About The FUCKING TOE?"











The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

GOT ANY KAHLUA ?


by Daniel Zwicke



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Sunday, January 31, 2016

Super Bowl Party Recipes

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 DUDES COWBOY CHILI !!! Yummm !!! Recipe in GOT ANY KAHLUA ?  


  Throwing a SUPER BOWL PARTY this year? Doing the cooking? Need some Great Recipes? There are two great Books geared to help you out. The BADASS COOKBOOK and GOT ANY KAHLUA? The Collected Recipes of The Dude, aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK are two books that are sure to help. There are Crowd Pleasing Recipes that are Easy to Make and oh so TASTY !!!



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          Make The Dudes Famous COWBOY CHILI, Maude's Meatloaf, TACOS, BURRITOS,                  DUDES BIG LEBOWSKI GUACAMOLE and More ... In GOT ANY KAHLUA ? COLLECTED RECIPES of THE DUDE !!!    




ALSO GREAT SUPER SUNDAY GAME DAY Recipes in 
The BADASS COOKBOOK



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Make Deviled Eggs, Badass BBQ SPARE RIBS, KFC CHICKEN, Sloppy Joes,                                CHILI For a CROWD, BADASS CHICKEN WINGS and more ...  


In THE BADASS COOKBOOK by daniel Zwicke ...




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Johnny says "The Recipes are Badass !!!!"




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Thursday, April 16, 2015

What About The FUCKING TOE



WALTER : That wasn't her to Dude.

DUDE :  Whose Toe was it Walter?

WALTER : How the FUCK should I know? I know that nothing about it indicates

DUDE : The Nail Polish Walter!

WALTER : Fine Dude, is it impossible to apply some nail polish to someones toe? DUDE : Where the fuck are they gonna get a Toe?

WALTER : You want a toe? Hell I can get you a toe Dude .. Beleive me they are ways,                        you don't wanna know Dude ..

DUDE : Yeah but Walter.

WALTER : Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon ... With nail polish .. Fucking amateurs !!! They send us a toe and expect us to Shit ourselves in fear  ....

DUDE : Walter ????


WALTER : Jesus Christ !

DUDE : Walter  WALTER : The point is  ...

DUDE : Walter? They're gonna kill her, and then they're gonna kill me.

WALTER : That's ... That's just the stress talking man. Now what it seems we have so far is                         what appears to me to be a string of victimless crimes.

DUDE : What ABout The FUCKING TOE ???? !!!!!!!

WALTER :  Forget The FUCKING TOE !!!!






DUDE

with

The FUCKING TOE






BUNNY LEBOWSKI


"THAT FUCKING SLUT"





THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK


GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

THE COLLECTED RECIPES of THE DUDE

by Daniel Zwicke



"FAR OUT MAN"  !!!!








Walter :  "FUCKING NAZIS" !!!

Donny :  "They Were NAZIS DUDE?"



BIG LEBOWSKI QUOTES

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK New COVER

THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
Gets New Cover
THE OLD COVER
BYE BYE !!!
Old COVER
 
 
The Big Lebowski Cookbook "GOT ANY KAHLUA" Gets a new cover, and it's a beauty. The old cover was good while it lasted, but the new cover is much more vibrant, and we really like it. The inside of the old book was always great, with Awesome Recipes from The DUDE and Great Quips & Quotes from The Greatest Cult Movie of All-Time, "The BIG LEBOWSKI"
  So for all the Millions of Achievers (Followers of The Big Lebowski) who can never get enough of The Dude and The Big Lebowski, Got Any Kahlua? The Collected Recipes of The Dude is just the ticket. The bookbook will give you a lifetime of enjoyment and will enrich your life through the enjoyment you get, coupled with all the tasty food of which all the recipes are easily made, they save you Money (quite a lot), and save you time. "What's better than that we ask?" Not much, except maybe cooking up a batch of The Dudes Famous Cowboy Chili, watching The Big Lebowski for the 100th Time, drinking some White Russsians (Recip in The Book) and making Tacos, Burritos or a Bowl of Chili with the Cowboy Chili you just cooked. There's a great recipe fo Teh Dude's Guacamole as well.
So get a copy of Got Any Kahlua' aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK, Cook, have a Good Time and always Abide! We do !!!
 
 
 
 
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"Fuckin Eh"