Thursday, April 16, 2015

What About The FUCKING TOE



WALTER : That wasn't her to Dude.

DUDE :  Whose Toe was it Walter?

WALTER : How the FUCK should I know? I know that nothing about it indicates

DUDE : The Nail Polish Walter!

WALTER : Fine Dude, is it impossible to apply some nail polish to someones toe? DUDE : Where the fuck are they gonna get a Toe?

WALTER : You want a toe? Hell I can get you a toe Dude .. Beleive me they are ways,                        you don't wanna know Dude ..

DUDE : Yeah but Walter.

WALTER : Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon ... With nail polish .. Fucking amateurs !!! They send us a toe and expect us to Shit ourselves in fear  ....

DUDE : Walter ????


WALTER : Jesus Christ !

DUDE : Walter  WALTER : The point is  ...

DUDE : Walter? They're gonna kill her, and then they're gonna kill me.

WALTER : That's ... That's just the stress talking man. Now what it seems we have so far is                         what appears to me to be a string of victimless crimes.

DUDE : What ABout The FUCKING TOE ???? !!!!!!!

WALTER :  Forget The FUCKING TOE !!!!






DUDE

with

The FUCKING TOE






BUNNY LEBOWSKI


"THAT FUCKING SLUT"





THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK


GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

THE COLLECTED RECIPES of THE DUDE

by Daniel Zwicke



"FAR OUT MAN"  !!!!








Walter :  "FUCKING NAZIS" !!!

Donny :  "They Were NAZIS DUDE?"



BIG LEBOWSKI QUOTES

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK New COVER

THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
Gets New Cover
THE OLD COVER
BYE BYE !!!
Old COVER
 
 
The Big Lebowski Cookbook "GOT ANY KAHLUA" Gets a new cover, and it's a beauty. The old cover was good while it lasted, but the new cover is much more vibrant, and we really like it. The inside of the old book was always great, with Awesome Recipes from The DUDE and Great Quips & Quotes from The Greatest Cult Movie of All-Time, "The BIG LEBOWSKI"
  So for all the Millions of Achievers (Followers of The Big Lebowski) who can never get enough of The Dude and The Big Lebowski, Got Any Kahlua? The Collected Recipes of The Dude is just the ticket. The bookbook will give you a lifetime of enjoyment and will enrich your life through the enjoyment you get, coupled with all the tasty food of which all the recipes are easily made, they save you Money (quite a lot), and save you time. "What's better than that we ask?" Not much, except maybe cooking up a batch of The Dudes Famous Cowboy Chili, watching The Big Lebowski for the 100th Time, drinking some White Russsians (Recip in The Book) and making Tacos, Burritos or a Bowl of Chili with the Cowboy Chili you just cooked. There's a great recipe fo Teh Dude's Guacamole as well.
So get a copy of Got Any Kahlua' aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK, Cook, have a Good Time and always Abide! We do !!!
 
 
 
 
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"Fuckin Eh"
 
 

Monday, June 2, 2014

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK 99 CENTS on Sale on Amazon ... GOT ANY KAHLUA?



THE BIG LEBWOSKI COOKBOOK Just 99 CENTS !!!


                                                                 99 CENTS Here !



THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK "GOT ANY KAHLUA?" is on SALE on AMAZON.com Today and For 3 DAYS "JUST 99 CNETS" on AMAZON KINDLE ... "ABIDE! and GET YOURSELF a COPY ! It's Practically FREE at a Mere 99 CENTS ... Friggin Awesome Man !!! With Dudes great Recipes of: WHITE RUSSIANS, GOOEY CHOP MEAT, MAUDE'S MEATLOAF, COWBOY CHILI and Much More ...
   THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK !!! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT !!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

They Were NAZIS DUDE


THEY WERE NAZIS DUDE?



DUDE:  They Said They Were Gonna Cut My Dick Off.

Walter:  Fucking Nazis, Treatening Castration !!!!

Donny:  They Were Nazis Dude?

Dude:  No, Nihlist, They Said They Don't Beleive in Anything.

Walter: Don't Worry About it Dude. They're not gonna cut your Dick Off !

Dude: I Need My Fucking Johnson !!!

Donny:  What Do You Need That For DUDE.





                                    











DUDE DONNY & WALTER


THE BIG LEBOWSKI









The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

DUDES COWBOY CHILI

GOOEY CHOP MEAT



SHUT The FUCK UP DONNY




"SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY" !!!!






Donny Art



DONNY In A COFFEE CAN


POOR DONNY DIED of A HEART ATTACK
DURING A CONFRONTATION With THE NIHILIST
OUTSIDE THE BOWLING ALLEY

AFTER DONNY Was CREAMATED And THE FUNERAL URN WAS
SO DAM EXPENSIVE WALTER WENT To RALPH'S
AND BOUGHT A CAN of COFFEE To PUT DONNY'S ASHES IN

WALTER AND THE DUDE SPREAD DONNY'S ASHES
INTO THE PACICFIC OCEAN As PER DONNY'S LAST REQUESTS













The REAL DUDE of THE BIG LEBOWSKI



THE DUDE





The DUDE


The REAL ONE


Jeff Dowd, a film producer from California was the inspiration for the Coen Brothers Movie The BIG LEBOWSKI .. Dowd is considered The Real Life Dude incarnate .. He is seen here at a Big Lebowski Lebowskifest in LosANgeles California ..

"THE DUDE ABIDE"

THE DOWD ABIDE !!!












SEX MANIFESTO !!!

LAST LONGER !!!



DUDE IN BED With MAUDE


"HELPING HER To CONCEIVE" !!!


LEAARN SOME Of THE DUDES SECRETS TO PICK-UP CHICKS
SCORE With WOMEN & MAYBE LAST A LITTLE LONGER In BED
WITH ONE of THE DUDES FAVORITE BOOKS
YHE SEX MANIFESTO
and
HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS












DUDES !!!!